Sunday, December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
An Afternoon with Art
Nava has an interesting post about an art exhibit that displayed 3 white canvases and seemed to attract a lot of attention from the phonies. That reminds me of a story from my early twenties. A friend and I had gone to Minneapolis for a weekend of goofing off, theatre hopping and Christmas shopping (incidentally got to see Steve Goodman sing at a bar that weekend). At the time, there was an exhibit of Picasso's work at the main gallery in town, the Walker I think. No way would I miss something like that. Not that I was a Picasso fan, but just the chance to see something so famous was a chance I would not get again. I remember we buzzed on through and then stopped to have lunch at the snooty restaurant with all the buffaloes (dowagers with humps and big fur coats). Ate some overpriced little cracker with a dollop of egg salad and a little cavier (the lowest and the highest extremes in egg prices - and the first and last time I tasted cavier) and noticed that all the people were kind of giving us disapproving glances. Sure we were laughing (affectation always cracks me up) rather than talking in hushed tones and sure we were dressed for comfort, but what the hey, we paid the same amount as they did to get in. Anyway, as we were leaving, I noticed that all those rich fraus expected us to step aside for them - an unwritten code of etiquette about how peasants should treat the lords. When we got to the street, I told my friend, "Watch this." I walked back up the crowded stairs and when I would meet a buffalo, I would take a half step to the right - just enough that they would have to take a half step also in order to pass. Most would not but would wait for me to move farther and I would just wait them out. The looks of hatred I got were priceless.
Friday, December 29, 2006
Thursday, December 28, 2006
I Highly Recommend
Why Is It?
God's Master Plan
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Read any Good Books Lately?
Never Shake Hands with a War Criminal by Barry Crimmins - a comic commentator on Air America
The Power to Harm: Mind, medicine and murder on trial - a book about the dangers of Prozac (ten years old, but what the hey)
Why People Believe Weird Things by Michael Shermer. Subtitle: Pseudo-science, superstition and bogus notions of our time.
The Informant by Kurt Eichenwald about the Archer Daniels Company.
My advice to anyone wanting to live frugally is to practice patience. Did you admire the Beanie Babies when they were selling for $30 apiece. Had you waited six months you could have bought them by the pound. Want the latest technology? Wait four months and get it for 99 cents on eBay ($25 shipping). Like the latest fashion? Wait 8 months and pick it up dumpster diving. This advice is free and that is what it is worth.
Thanks Dave
had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a
long, long time. So she went to check it out and there he was!
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave,
she approached him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN, Sir.
How
long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and Muslims. I pray for all
the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and
friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Blaming the Victim
New Years Resolutions
Monday, December 25, 2006
Secret Santa
Stewart said his giving started in 1979 when, after being fired from his job one week before Christmas, he was eating at a local drive-in. He forgot his own cares when he noticed the waitress, (who was working in the cold for change) and gave her a $20 tip.
Stewart said her tearful reaction was "his Christmas present," and he's continued his acts of kindness every year since then. As his personal fortunes grew, so did his giving.
Over the past 26 years, he's handed out $1.3 million.
When I first heard it, they said he had been homeless and someone gave him $40 and he swore he would give back. I thought it was pretty amazing that a man could go from homeless to millionaire and googled it hoping to find out more. The news gets so many things wrong all the time. Anyway, both are great stories. His charity probably isn't even deductible since he doesn't have receipts. .
Who is More Dangerous to Young Minds
Now lets look into the Merriam Webster Collegiate Dictionary definitions of liberal and conservative. A "liberal" is defined as "one who is open minded or not strict in the observance of orthodox, traditional, or established forms or ways". Liberalism is defined as "a political philosophy based on belief in progress, the essential goodness of the human race, and the autonomy of the individual and standing for the protection of political and civil liberties." A conservative is "one who holds to traditional views." Conservatism is "a political philosophy based on tradition and social stability, stressing established institutions, and prefering gradual development to abrupt change."
To summarize, we have two choices: Those who say "We can do better" or those that say "we are the best". Those who want more liberty and those who want less and more order.
I have two little complaint stories about conservative teachers and I am sure conservatives have complaint stories about liberals. For most of last year, I volunteered at the school library. The librarian was hard right and bought personal books with school money, but that type of dishonesty wasn't why I quit. She bought absolutely no books on the environment and discarded the ones that were already on the shelf and bought crap like Bible stories, William Bennett, and Dobson books.
When I was a senior in high school, we had a Civics class (called Present Day Problems) taught by a charismatic coach. All the girls were in love with him and one girl would even "faint" regularly because he would carry her out of the room and she enjoyed being held in his arms. As a textbook, he used the book The Naked Communist. I found out later that this was published by the John Birch Society.
"It's a Wonderful Life" is Communist propaganda
I love this movie because it shows people banding together to help a good person out. It's unrealistic but one can hope.
Speaking of hope, don't you just love the Emily Dickinson poem.
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,
And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.
I've heard it in the chillest land,
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.
Apathetic Agnostic
I think the reason we tell children fairy tales is to condition them to fantasies so when we expose them to Bible stories they won't laugh in our faces. The idea that faith, instead of reasoning is a virtue is the most obscene thing I have ever heard.
As far as God goes, I don't know and neither does anyone else. I am amazed at natures vast variety. The fact that no two blades of grass are identical staggers my mind. The fact that things are light years away boggles me. I cannot understand why the sun does not burn up or that the earth's core does not cool down.
I am not impressed with mankind, however. I think nature thinks there are too many people and is doing its best to kill us off with new diseases. Of course, war helps some. Naked puny animal speciman with such a high opinion of itself thinking God looks just like him.
Ironic, No?
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Happy Christmas
(Lennon/Ono)
So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
Chorus:
A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
Chorus
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so happy Christmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
Chorus
War is over, if you want it
War is over now
Happy Christmas
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Add this to your favorites
Join The Herd
One of my favorite books is Charles McKay's Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds. It is assigned to college business students and often I think the message they take away from it is that "you can make a lot of money if you can predict a fad." or "investing in a fad is great provided you get out fast enough" . They are more intrigued by tales of financial speculation and timing investments rather than learning of mass insanity. A section on the Crusades talks about how the year 1000 stimulated predictions that the world would end and that Christians should reclaim the holy land to fullfil Bible prophecy. Another section talks about the witch trials and how shame about them ushered in the age of enlightenment. Still another talks about all the schemes trying to make gold (alchemy).
In fact, cases such as Tulipomania in 1624--when Tulip bulbs traded at a higher price than gold--suggest the existence of what I would dub "Mackay's Law of Mass Action:" when it comes to the effect of social behavior on the intelligence of individuals, 1+1 is often less than 2, and sometimes considerably less than 0. -AmazonProject Gutenberg has the book on their site if you want to read it for free, it is long past copyright as it was written in 1841.
When we look at fads (including word choice - remember when everything used to have "parameters" and now "transparency" is the buzzword) fashion (don't blame just women, men's necktie widths are just as faddish),we see the human animal is a herd animal and groupthink is more powerful than anything. The leaders impact is exaggerated and the cream doesn't always rise to the top. Yahoo is a better search engine than Google (though the Google maps are exceptional), Apple has a better system than Microsoft. Advertising and group mania is more important than actual value. I for one will join the herd against this stupid war. I also would have joined a herd against the war in Afghanistan but I am pretty much alone in this theory - We didn't bomb the shit out of Indiana cause the Oklahoma bomber trained there.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Family Values
On the Internet, there is a dictum known as "Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies," coined in 1990 by a man named Mike Godwin. This law holds that "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1." Anyone who has spent time on political discussion boards can see that it's true; in any charged debate (abortion, Iraq, Israel, foreign policy), it's only a matter of time before someone compares his opponent to Hitler.
It's commonly understood that once Godwin's Law is invoked, a conversation is dead-and that any person who invokes Nazis almost definitely has failed to make his point. It's what philosopher Leo Strauss, the great inspiration to neoconservatives like Rumsfeld, called Reductio ad Hitlerum - the absurd smearing of any opposing line of thought as "Hitleresque." Thanks to Truthout
But back to family values. "Family Values" is code for (1)rejection of homosexuals right to exist and (2)abortion legislation and then somewhere down the line about raising an ethical family. People only concerned about their own family aren't necessarily admirable. Actually, people who place family values over human values are probably the ones setting up offshore accounts and trust funds to protect their wealth for their family instead of paying their fair share for their easily acquired income. Human values consist of letting your neighbor mind his own business rather than imposing the family structure you have chosen for yourself on them. Talk of the "sanctity of marriage" is rather ridiculous when the divorce rate is 50% but preachers don't criticize divorce because half the congregation would walk out. Human values can even mean NOT doing the most instinctual conduct of all animals - that of reproducing more humans into an overcrowded, polluted world.
I had an uncle that was the most unethical person I have ever met. Actually stole from widows and orphans (Conducted the fundraiser for a family whose father and child were killed in a fire and most of the money disappeared) but he was a great family man - except for occasionally cheating on his wife. Of course he and Clinton are the only men in the world that have ever done that and lied about it.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
A Great Description of our Rulers
The Bush White House with their CEO President operates in the public sector in exactly the same way as the most parasitic of consultants operate in the private sector.
In the end, they are not invested in the health of the company with which they are temporarily under contract. Quite the contrary; they exist only to maximize their own power and profit and secure their next gig. So when that Prime Directive happens to coincide with the larger needs of the organization, they’ll Do Good.
But when the needs of the company – or the nation – are impediments to maximizing profit and power, the good of the country goes under the bus without a backwards glance, and you leave it to the Marketing team to sell chaos to the rubes as “creative destruction”.
Like the tailors of the Emperors new Clothes, every effort is focused on making sure that the terms of contract – the deliverable -- is kept forever open-ended and progress is kept forever unmeasurable.
And when things start to fall apart you hear the same hoary, bullshit excuses raised over and over again. That only the Faithful can see the garment. On the True and Loyal can see the progress we are making in Iraq. And ultimately those who will not go along with the collective delusion are those who are ultimately blamed for its eventual failure.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Gift Cards
They then call the retailer to check on the account balance, which allows them to see if a card has been bought and activated and then they shop for products online.
I want to point out another problem with gift cards. This has happened to two people I know who were given gift cards but when they went to redeem them, they were told they were not worth full value. Apparently there is a short time period in which they must be used or the value is depreciated. Last year, my sister received a $50 gift certificate from a pupil's parent (bucking for an "A" no doubt) and when she went to use it several months later, she was told it was only worth $30. Just this week, my friend who was given a gift card by her employer was also told the card was not worth full value also - and she just received it. When she called the number on the back, she was told that the call (to someone in India) would depreciate the card value by an additional $1.
So my advice is - give cash. The gift cards are bullshit from every angle.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
A Quote
Family Values
What I'm Reading Now
This book looks at the America of the little people, the pawns in the game of control. Columbus was a cruel bastard and Zinn mentions body counts and specific instances of murder if the natives did not bring enough gold. He documents the slave trade profitability with statistics on the money made by the Dutch and English traders and explains why families were intentionally split up to demoralize the slaves. We are raised with the notion that it is impolite to talk about uncomfortable facts. I see it in family histories, the Christmas letters I get (which leave out the unpleasant), and it is also true of what we call "history" in school.
This book is very good therapy for me. If you think you were mistreated, you are definitely not alone in the history of America. This is a history of money in USA as it is ALWAYS about money.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Great Idea
Romance Books and Sporting Events
Both sports and romance books fulfill fantasies - the sports fan (who often played - or wished they could- in their youth) and the reader (who often had - or wished they had - romance in their youth) relive the excitement of participation and both sports and romance audiences are insatiable. Both neglect to enrich the fan in any way as no one is any smarter, stronger, or richer for having read or watched the same event repeatedly.
According to Wikipedia, In North America in 2002, sales of romance novels generated $1.63 billion and comprised 34.6% of all popular fiction sold. Over 2000 romance novels were published, and there were 51.1 million romance novel readers. I could not find the total cost of sports but when you factor in school gymnasiums, coach salaries at the school level, sports injuries, costs of city stadiums and player salaries, gambling on the outcome, newspaper sports pages and their reporters, and the number of fans buying tickets to watch the ball chasing, I am sure you would be impressed.
The $185 million cost of renovating the New Orleans Superdome was mostly covered by refinancing existing bonds and FEMA money while the city has hardly been touched. The priorities of this country are really screwed up when fantasy has a higher priority than reality.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
The Southern Brain
not being passed because the mentality that could accept owning other humans is a mentality that is antithetical to democracy - the idea that people are equal. It has been my experience in my many trips to Texas that all the low-paying dirty jobs are done by African Americans and Mexicans. The churches do not seem to be integrated from my observation so I have no doubt the faith based initiatives are a bad idea especially in the South.
The South is a backward place. In education the South makes up the lowest ranks. In the 44 standards used to judge the liveability of a place (things such as crime, high school graduation, per capita personal income, median household income, expenditures for education as a percent of all state and local government expenditures, books in public libraries etc.) the South again fills the bottom rungs. The Southern states (except for Texas) all receive more federal funds than they pay in taxes. The South claims it has the most advantageous climate for industry but that is because Unions are not allowed. Arkansas based Walmart mirrors the southern view on employees.
So my question is this. Why do the Southern Republican states get to dictate our nations agenda? Why do we go to the South to get so many of our Presidents when the area is responsible for pulling down the nation's standard of living average? In my lifetime we have had Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Bush and Brush.