I solve the Abortion Issue

I have a simple solution to the abortion question - make it illegal already and get on with it. This topic is partially responsible for the piss poor politicians and gestapo judges we have in power. Then, after it is illegal, screw following the law. Let the folks who supply the country with marijuana, cocaine, heroin, crack, etc. supply Plan B and RU486. We don't need coathangers anymore. Times have changed. Let every teen girl carry a pill and every teen boy a condom. The little dumb girl too scared to talk to someone about current birth controls who thinks she is in love with some dumb boy while both are at the peak of natural lust would get a second chance.
There is nowhere in North America where anyone who wants illegal drugs cannot get them, so the delivery system is already in place. A few pills would be easier to transport than bales of weed. The drug industry is huge but I'm sure they are insatiable money-grubbers or do you suppose they are too "moral" for my proposal? Here's a statistic:

"[T]he value of the global illicit drug market for the year 2003 was estimated at US$13 bn [billion] at the production level, at $94 bn at the wholesale level (taking seizures into account), and at US$322bn based on retail prices and taking seizures and other losses into account. This indicates that despite seizures and losses, the value of the drugs increase substantially as they move from producer to consumer."
Source: United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC), World Drug Report 2005 (Vienna, Austria: UNODC, June 2005), p. 127.

Contrast that with this:
chart on generic drug markups, and we know name brands are even more.

Since Big PHRMA has a bigger markup than the illegal drug industry women will be better off if it is illegal. Worried about safety that comes from not consulting conventional medical entities?

Last spring, scientists at the University of Toronto announced the results of a new study: By their calculations, the fourth-leading cause of death in the United States is FDA-approved prescription drugs. They weren't talking about drug abuse or overdoses, but rather, appropriately administered drugs. Side effects, they determined, cause close to 106,000 deaths per year. That's more deaths than the annual totals for AIDS, suicide, and homicide combined, and equal to an astonishing 290 deaths per day.

Mother Jones, Nov. 1998, p. 39