Flimsy Sanity: Seasons Greetings

Flimsy Sanity

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Seasons Greetings

(cartoon by Andy Singer)
I don't think many things are worth a fight, and I usually give in to keep peace. This business about Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas seems minor and really silly on the surface - just something for the talk hosts to keep their minions blood pressure spiked but it is really about much more. What the fight is about is tolerance....the principle the Religious Right hates most. They are not a tolerant people
*not of realistic sex education for folks at the most intense hormonal stage of their life
* not of geology, taxonomy or biology in schools
*not of compassion for dying people who want relief
*not of ideas of agnostics, atheists, secular humanists or any other faith other than Christianity
*not of women other than as chattel
*not of people who want to love unconventionally
*not of disadvantaged people who accept government aid
*not of environmentalists (this is strange but true).

Let us just suppose we gave in to their every wish and the RR got their way on every issue. What then? I predict that if they ruled things, they would fight amongst themselves. If I used my town as a little microcosm of this perfect world (since it is far right in philosophy, legislative members, population in general) I would note that each Christian sect dislikes and is intolerant of the others. My town of 5,000 has 18 churches, and this slays me, four of them Lutheran as they cannot agree even within a sect. The Assembly of God church is the fastest growing because it puts on the most intense show and has even added on a gymnasium to attract children. Each and every church gives a portion of their income to missionary work because infecting others is a primary focus. If they were allowed vouchers to set up their own schools and given a chance at the charity money, this fighting would intensify even more.

Anyway, I want to wish everyone a Happy Holiday (not a Merry Christmas) from an Apathetic Agnostic, secular humanist here in lonely Christianized Montana.

5 Comments:

  • At 10:03 AM, Blogger Shephard said…

    Happy, Happy Holiday to you too. Maybe someday, we'll take Christmas back. Start the Pagan Coalition for Peace, Tolerance and Harmony with the Environent. ;)
    Very thought-provoking. I can't help but think you're right... that denied the liberal target, they'd turn and savagely feed on themsleves.
    ~S

     
  • At 9:25 AM, Blogger Neil Shakespeare said…

    "infecting others is the primary focus" indeed. Funny you should mention Lutheran churches. I grew up in a town of 600, with three, count 'em 3, Lutheran churches. One for the Germans, one for the Norwegians, and one for God's chosen people, the Swedes. (I was with the Swedes.) The Catholics were not allowed to build in our town. They were banished to Kensington, where they built 'Our Lady of the Runestone'.

     
  • At 5:27 PM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said…

    Flimsy,

    There is hope.

    The Omnipotent Dad grew up in Montana and and escaped to do his daily best to fight the evil minions of the RR. In fact, he lives right down the street from Pat Robertson now and never misses a chance to whiz in Pat's bushes (no pun intended and metaporically of course).

    Merry Pissmas!

     
  • At 8:38 PM, Blogger R J Adams said…

    "Happy Holidays"; "Happy Christmas"; "Happy Winter Solstice" - what's in a name? Let's grab a leg of turkey, open a bottle, and enjoy the holiday. Stuff the religious right! (After the turkey, of course.)

     
  • At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A serendipitous Saturnalia, happy holiday, cheery Christmas, happy hanukkah, whatever!

    I agree that intra-faith cannibalism is just as rampant as inter-faith cannibalism, and just as silly. If God is, He is what He is, regardless of what any of us may believe. To argue authority for any system of belief seems foolish to me. I am a believer because I choose to believe, not because I can adduce evidence persuasive to others. A becoming modesty would behoove us all, I think. So warmest good wishes from the sole member of the Church of the Apologetic Apprentice Christian. Believe what you will, or nothing at all. If God there be, I'm perfectly willing to let Him issue His own report cards. If there be no God, well, then, I've had the comfort of a sustaining illusion for 71 years -- I really can't complain!

     

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