Sending Stuff Back to the Kitchen

Sometimes you get stuff that isn't quite up to snuff at cafes and restaurants. So what, it will only be a moment on your lips and you will survive. You've probably eaten worse crap at home. I was having lunch with my aunt in Bismarck one time and the man behind us ordered seconds on instant mashed potatoes. I asked, "how can you eat that stuff?" and he replied, "It all makes a turd." Gave me a new perspective.

If you feel you didn't get your money's worth, stiff the waitress. They take the credit, let them shoulder a little blame.