Flimsy Sanity: Lawyer joke

Flimsy Sanity

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Lawyer joke

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one
man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come
along with me then," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir I have a wife and two
children!" "Bring them along! replied the lawyer.
He turned to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a
wife and six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the limo, which was no easy task considering how
many passengers were now in the car. Once underway, one of
the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of
us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my house is almost a foot
tall."

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