Pit bull with lipstick

My mom's coffee group gets together on Thursdays and I have been sending her jokes for the ladies. It isn't very much work to assemble 20 or so since I kept emails of jokes that I thought were funny when I first got a computer. In 2000 I got a bunch of lawyer jokes and one was, "What is the difference between a female attorney and a pit bull?" You guessed it. Plagiarism must be the preferred VP candidates hobby. Of course, if there were fines for stealing jokes, we would all be in debt.