Flimsy Sanity: Quiz

Flimsy Sanity

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Friday, February 23, 2007

Quiz

Ok, I made one of these up. Can you guess which one?

How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many can you afford?

How many football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.
Only one. Oh, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb ...

How many senators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
29. 2 to claim the idea, 4 to draft the bill, 12 to sit on the bipartisan committee, 3 to debate which part of the country the lightbulb should be manufactured in, 2 to filibuster for days on end, 1 to screw it in, and 5 to prosecute him for acting without authorization.

How many reborns does it take to change a lightbulb?
One evangelist to screw it and thousands to sway and chant "I've seen the light"

How many second sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
15: 1 to stand on the chair, 4 to pull it from under her and 10 to say "I knew it was too high for that cow..."

How many technical support people does it take to change a lightbulb? "Have you tried switching it off and on again?"
or "uh we have an exact copy of your lightbulb here and its working fine

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
10. One to change it and nine to say "I can do that!"

How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb. -one, but you'll be hearing about how they saved us from darkness every four years.

How many North Dakota University freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: None, that's a senior course

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4 - One to climb the ladder, and 3 to look up and say "It should have been me up there."

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You'll never know, man, you weren’t there...

How many Bible Thumpers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to threaten "You won't need a light bulb where you're going!"

2 Comments:

  • At 2:30 PM, Anonymous RJ Adams said…

    My guess is this one: -

    "How many North Dakota University freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Answer: None, that's a senior course."

     
  • At 8:34 AM, Blogger Flimsy Sanity said…

    Sorry RJ. That was actually an Aggie joke that I adapted, but I really didn't make it up. It was the "reborn" one.

     

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