Problem Solving 101

Illegal immigration: Seems our unemployment and falling dollar is making Amerika less attractive and eventually the wall will prevent southern migration.

Conservation: Airlines declaring bankruptcy are not buying fuel. Unemployed people do not have to commute.

Employment: Keeping soldiers overseas indefinitely keeps them from being unemployed over here.

Obesity: High food costs and shortages will make eating a luxury.

Eliminate pesky regulatory agencies: Strand thousands of travelers or appoint corporate whores as heads.