Enough is Enough
On a lighter note, I do have a miracle to tell you about. I bought this old Coast to Coast lawn mower in some town in North Dakota and hauled it to Glendive where it fell off the truck and developed a lean. I then hauled it to Sidney where it embarrassed me by not starting which caused me to haul it to the repair shop where the guy told me I had to hold the handle back to start it (duh) like I hadn't had it for maybe 6 or 8 years already. Well I finally got to feeling a little guilty so I decided I should probably change the oil. I got the bolt out finally by using some gerryrigged tool and about 4 tablespoons of sludge came out. I filled er up and she is still running. I bought a socket from the neighbors rummage sale and next year I might change the plug.
7 Comments:
At 3:27 AM, Anonymous said…
Hey Flimsy, why do you think so many old women wear glasses?
Seriously though, that's just gross. And a public figure, too, no less. It makes me want to lay said trog over my knee and spank him till he apologizes.
Nah. He'd probably ENJOY that.
At 4:16 AM, Flimsy Sanity said…
When I was manic with my sister last time, she actually kind of got into it a little - practically gave a quilt away to a cute little Indian girl that I was going to sell for $20 - the quilt, not the Indian. She is so generous in so many ways. I am rather stingy with money. Plus she is a fag hag, so that is in her favor. Her husband liked O'Reilly and Limbaugh and she drives a SUV. Would you trust her?
At 4:18 AM, Flimsy Sanity said…
Anan - excellent one. In the movies they always portrayed crazies as laughing hysterically. What if the neighbors see?
At 4:20 AM, Flimsy Sanity said…
The Game of Your Life: Would you trust them?
At 5:06 AM, Anonymous said…
Yeah, i probably would trust her, Flimsy. After all, she has you as a sister! And if you're so stingy, how come you won't hang onto the extra couple of bucks i gave you? Yer outed as a philanthropist, woman!
And you really don't have to worry about the neighbours watching you guffaw manaically if you took the forethought to surround yourself with like crazies. Always plan your disasters, that's what i say.
And i'm not much at winning games, but somehow i'm still alive. I think mom has pretty well given up on that $25,000 payout by now.
A little healthy doubt is ok, isn't it? After all, sometimes people can hurt you just by making mistakes.
At 8:05 AM, Flimsy Sanity said…
After all, sometimes people can hurt you just by making mistakes.
Yeah - it goes both ways.
At 10:27 AM, Flimsy Sanity said…
Anan: Stupid people would think we were making fun of the women's pain, but we were admiring them for making the best of a bad situation. Like that Monty Python thing - Look on the Bright Side of Life.
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