Short Story by Tony Dige
"Would you please tell me, 'I love you, Mom.'"
Feeling sorry for the poor woman, I said, "I love you, Mom."
When I got to the checkout stand the clerk rang up my purchases and told me the price was $95.85.
I said, "Ninety Five dollars and eighty five cents for some salsa and a bag of corn chips isn't right."
The clerk said, "Well, the woman ahead of you said you were her son and that you would pay for her groceries. I did hear you say 'I love you, Mom' so I assumed she was your mother."
I ran out of the store desperately looking for the woman. I saw her about to get in her car after putting her groceries in the back seat. I ran over and started pulling on her leg just like I am pulling yours.
1 Comments:
At 4:59 AM, viperbux said…
That was great... got a good laugh out of me.
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