Flimsy Sanity: Bus Driver's Workshop Test

Flimsy Sanity

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Bus Driver's Workshop Test

1. In case your bus breaks down in a snowstorm, who do you send for help?
a. The meanest child
b. the oldest child
c. the oldest fattest girl
d. Go yourself George
e. none of the above

2. A bus driver should be
a. Bold and fearless
b. Rough with students
c. Reasonable and fair with definite rules
d. Hard of hearing

3. State law requires bus drives to attend workshops
a. Once a year
b. Once a year
c. Once a year

4. When settind down the rules for behavior on the bus you should
a. Limit the number of rules to what is absolutely necessary
b. Make their little lives miserable
c. Make rules that teach responsibility and respect for each other and especially for you.

1 Comments:

  • At 8:17 AM, Blogger Flimsy Sanity said…

    I know the answer to the first one is the oldest fattest girl. Bus driver should stay and protect the others. Fattest women have most insulation and oldest would be the wisest.

     

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